People call her the hottest girl on the planet. Imagine being that lucky. The definition was of pretty privilege. But one thing about Malu is that she can dance.
by Gothboiclit_12 June 28, 2021

"Pak" Means 'Fuck" in the "Filipino" Pronunciation; While
"Malu" Is the Shortage of "Malupet" which Means "Awesome"
"Malu" Is the Shortage of "Malupet" which Means "Awesome"
by OmamoriHimariPH January 23, 2017

A term; a female who is comparable to a Hustler, a Playboy Bunny or a Pet House Pet, a Model, an Influencer, a Stripper and a Pin-up Doll.
Take a look at that glamorous Malus Doll; she has the appearance of someone who ought to be dancing on a pole in a nightclub.
by Malus Mob November 20, 2022

The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.
1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
by whowantcookies January 15, 2015

A thot ass latina bitch who twerks and belly dances for musically and tik tok likes. She always got a nasty ass attitude and got desperate for NBA YoungBoy after he dumped her for being a full out pussy bitch.
Nigga #1: Ayo who tf is that
Nigga #2: She fine but she a thot her name is Malu Trevejo but I like to call her Malu Treve - Hoe
Nigga #2: She fine but she a thot her name is Malu Trevejo but I like to call her Malu Treve - Hoe
by BabyGirl wit da Hood Banzz June 9, 2019

A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.
by ASFDFS January 22, 2007

Malu is a sweet little short girl that has the most infectious smile. she is caring and kind and will treat you the best you’ve ever have. she is mature like no other and is the friend you go to advice to. she has a beauty like no other when she walks in the room shes the first your lay your eye on. Malu has a energy that will make you happier.
by eli8 August 9, 2019
