Madsexual

The one and only Madelaine Grobbelaar Petsch that’s all that needs to be said !!! How are you not madsexual yet ?!

Them: have you seen madlin Petsch post today ?
Me: first of all it’s Madelaine and ofc I saw it I’m literally madsexual

by angelic_bughead January 5, 2021

Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

mapsexual

you need mental help, you're not valid, you'll never be valid, you'll never be accepted or loved by anyone else other than your own kind: garbage.

person 1: i'm mapsexual, i love children, i feel like a child on the inside so it counts!
person 2: ... *pulls chainsaw out cutely*

by apersonwithcommonsense July 11, 2022

malexico

umbrella term for cheap products manufatured in third world countries. combination of mexico and malaysia.

a- Hey where was that t-shirt maid?
b- I dont know? probably from malexico.

by dunkfunk October 22, 2006

mansexy

A man who so epitomizes the ideals of coolness, awesomeness, manliness, badassness, and charisma that he achieves a heterosexual appeal that makes lesser men want to be him.

When Robert Plant performs, he has mansexy.

When Jimi Hendrix wails on the guitar, he has mansexy.

When Tyler Durdan kicks ass, he has mansexy.

by bnastyflintmi March 10, 2009

malex

think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.

"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.

by honest abe the dke pledge January 22, 2020

bi-my-mansexual

a woman who's only bisexual as long as her man is with her.

Karen is bi-my-mansexual. She's only bi when she's getting it on with a woman in front of Marc, her boyfriend.

by cocogrrl June 11, 2006