Chevy Malibu

The sexiest car a man can possibly drive, especially if it’s a nice light brown colour. Girls always flock a man with such a car and they all wish they could sleep with him.

Whoa, that guy is surrounded by chicks. He must drive a Chevy Malibu

by LilThookah September 1, 2020

Alane malibu swaaanaa

"Alane malibu swaaanaa" is a phrase expressing multiple joy. It is used among Munich students while greeting each other pridefully after having sex.

"Alane malibu swaaanaa! I just banged Nadja and gave her my boysahne on her tellernippel!" — “Alane malibu swaaanaa my dear, I fucked her this morning too! She drank my nierenjuice and then my saftsack!"

by gollomosh September 10, 2023

wardrobe malfunction

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

Maliah

Beautiful, has an angel voice, it seems to her like all the boys want her but deep down inside they do, she never gets into fights with boys, friends with everyone, your not a maliah if you cant sing! long hair dont care, destined for fame and fortune, long legs

Damn Maliah looking hot today!

Shit Maliah is hot as shit right now

Booty had me like booty

by ajfheihkafhkasssa March 18, 2014

Malfunction

When someone is being an ass to you, or is acting very strangely.

Dizz: "Hey Rico, mind if I sit next to you?"

Rico: "Yeah, I mind."

Dizz: "What's your malfunction, Rico?"

by Zastro November 7, 2009

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

chevy malibu

An actually quite reliable and roomy car manufactured by General Motors. Ok. Maybe you people say that it's worse than Camaro or Silverado, but can you noobs quit talking shit about it? God! Just think, what the bloody fuck did the fucking car do to you???

The chevy malibu is a class leader.

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010