chevy malibu

An actually quite reliable and roomy car manufactured by General Motors. Ok. Maybe you people say that it's worse than Camaro or Silverado, but can you noobs quit talking shit about it? God! Just think, what the bloody fuck did the fucking car do to you???

The chevy malibu is a class leader.

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

Malibu Rum

Malibu coconut rum is a sweet, coconut flavored caribbean white rum, with a taste reminiscent of coconut, almonds and mocha......a good time to everyone.

manda- i really want to drink some malibu rum tonight.
taylor- me too. lets get f*ucked up.

by drunkinpleasure July 2, 2006

malibu feedbag

A chinstrap device intended for the facilitation of coddling and massaging the testicles and scrotum of an 80's glam rock lead guitarist or vocalist when administering fellatio in the parking lot of a Southern California grocery store.

Dude, I was working a 12-7 at Von's, and Vince Neil came in and I totally used my malibu feedbag on him next to my Trans Am in the parking lot.

by glamrockr November 20, 2006

Malibu Martyr

The act of receiving head underwater. The guy holds the girl's head underwater while she flails. The girl is not allowed to surface until the guy blows his load.

Kyle: "Dude, Fiona nearly drowned last night."
Travis: "You didn't try another Malibu Martyr did you?"
Kyle: "Heck yeah she loved it. Lack of oxygen intensifies the experience."
Travis: "You're a sick beast."

by Mount Pleasure September 3, 2009

Malibu Stinky

This is what you call a person that shits him/herself after drinking too much Malibu. (Alcohol)

That guy over there is a Malibu stinky

by B.Dz_+ November 11, 2020

Biff Malibu

The studliest of studs. No one cooler. The omnipotent male creature with a 10 inch penis. Can be found satisfying wives and girlfriends of unstudly, pudgey little fellers.

Jeff is The Biff Malibu. He really took care of David's Wife.

by Peter Feltersnatch March 7, 2008

Malibu Creek

Where 8 teenagers roam only to get caught up by rangers, get drunk 3/5 days of their trip, and have the time of their fucking lives with the homie's and share the most life-changing experience, with the greatest inside jokes of all time, and end up with 6 on the way home.

Let's go to Malibu Creek and smoke a couple shad's get bent as fuck and howl into the night and spit flows that make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. :)

August 2nd - August 6th, the best 4 days a group of homie's could ever ask for :)

by Eyeonee August 6, 2009