Draco Malfoy day

The hottest fictional character alive life

Hey did you hear it is Draco Malfoy day hey did you hear it is Draco Malfoy day

by Daddyy.Draco October 31, 2020

wardrobe malfunction

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.

Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.

by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004

Lucius Malfoy

Sexy. Evil. Snarling. Will beat you with the pimp cane if you mess up his stunning hair.

Lucius is spelled Lucius, not Luscious, although Lucius Malfoy IS quite luscious.

by teh Juleh October 12, 2004

Draco Malfoy

The most loveable bastard in English literature. Nuff said.

Here's the equation: Draco Malfoy = HOT

by Cho0xy21 February 18, 2005

DRACO MALFOY

is the most good looking character you could fathom

“draco malfoy is so fit!!!”

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020

Hairline Malfunction

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021

deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005