mayo makers

A dick because mayo looks like cum, and cum comes out of dick.

I'm gonna suck his mayo makers tonight

by Hoe679 May 15, 2016

[Dream Maker]

Dream Maker is a term that can be applied to anyone that will support, assist and promote the personal dreams and desires of another person(s). Dream maker is one who will help make your dreams come true. Word has been used and published in titled Lethal Weapon -Taking The Step Out Of Step Parenting Antonyms: DreamTaker

1. She shared with her peers that her chosen mate is her Dream Maker because he has made all of her dreams come true by adding his love and his children to her single life. . 2. He shared with his peers that his chosen mate is his Dream Maker because he has made all of his dreams come true by adding her love to his single life.

by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out March 3, 2018

Trailer park Baby Maker

Cheap casket wine that comes in cardboard boxes. Consumed by underage kids drinking it in the park at night and Trailer Trash. Excessive consumption often leads to adult situations resulting in unwanted pregnancy.

Nothing like a sip of the ol’ Trailer park Baby Maker to cash in on child support.

by Miss Sugar November 7, 2007

Windows Movie Maker

See frustration, blind rage, anxiety, disappointment, stress, toilet or anal discharge.

Leonard: How was work.

Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.

Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.

Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.

Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.

by Seth Burrows December 3, 2010

Maskerbator

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

by Skydash February 8, 2021

Maker's Mark

Smoothest Kentucky bourbon known to man. If Jesus enjoyed a nice sip of bourbon after work, this is what he would drink.

Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.

Go buy yourself some, cheap-ass.

by Jay May 7, 2005

Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

by iapologizemom May 16, 2014