William McKinley

25th president of the United States. He was assassinated but some anarchist but no one cares about his assassination, like James A. Garfield's. It doesn't help that his vice president is Teddy Roosevelt, so when he died Teddy took the place. Since Teddy is considered one of the best presidents, literally no one cares about poor Will. Feels bad man.

"Hey, you care about William McKinley in any way?"
"Who?"
"Same."

by Wait what's a username October 22, 2020

Mikinley

the name of the cutest baby in the world.

Wow that baby was cute, Ya but no Mikinley

by MommaK April 21, 2010

McKinleyville

A crap town in Northern California, located in the wonderful Humboldt County. Often associated with fog,depression, inbreeds, and hicks. (Inbreeds and hicks could fall under the same category) Easy bike access to Arcata though! :D

When I was in McKinleyville the other day, I saw some hick kissing his sister. I hate my life.

by samazing August 3, 2008

makenley

a loser who no one likes.

jk she is a person who everyone loves and is jelly of

makenley is the best ever

by loveloser5050 November 22, 2015

rough mckinley

A dry hand job performed with the non-dominant hand of an Edmonton hooker

i couldn't afford the Redondo Special so I ordered a rough McKinley for half the price...big mistake...

by Franklin T Rizzo March 3, 2016

mackinley

Mackinley is a cowboy. But, not just any cowboy he is a gunslinger who doesn't take shit from anyone🤠. If you see this man don't be afraid just to watch and enjoy the show he always talks to himself and tells you to fuck off. never try to reason with him because he is always right. If you see him he will probably be listening to cruise by Florida Georgia Line or any hippy sabotage song like a true pimp. most people have sex fantasies about this man and don't blame them🤤 😰

Mackinley: Hey buckaroo if you keep saying that chevy is the most shit compony I will have to use my nine on my hip.😈

by professor stinky bottom December 4, 2020

mckinleyed

To not be fucked. To see no action, physically/sexually.

Person 1: so how was your anniversary last night?
Person 2: we went out to an expensive restaurant, i wrote her poetry, i made a barn for her parents, and i had her name (heather) tattooed on my ass, it didnt matter, i totally got mckinleyed.
example 2:
army guy 1: i heard your platoon totally saw some action last night.
army guy 2: naw, we totally got mckinleyed last night. we fell asleep masturbating to gay porn, even though we "liberated" a town of 10 million virgins named heather.

by s.cott March 12, 2008