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Mairin

The most amazing girl I think I will ever meet in life, yet I’m too scared to make a move on her. I don’t deserve her.
I think I’m in love with Mairin
by some dude 500 February 28, 2019
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Fraternal matrimony

An intense emotional relationship between two heterosexual males that, while non-sexual in nature, exceeds the boundaries of a traditional bromance.
A year after pledging the same fraternity, Harry and Gabe reached a state of fraternal matrimony and became the envy of their fellow brothers.

Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.
by King Bro July 1, 2009
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Matrixism

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.
by CaTina November 19, 2007
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Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.
Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.
by Spike May 13, 2005
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In the Matrix

In reference to being beyond backed-out, in which a person is so drunk, their body may be walking around but their mind is somewhere else aka in the matrix
Yea John is in the Matrix, he just downed 12 shots of Jameson!
by PatrickBateman87 June 23, 2010
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Matriculate

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.
Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.
by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016
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mastribate

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.
I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.
by Keta September 8, 2003
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