by Ed Posh December 18, 2020
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by Standid January 10, 2008
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by Rendrag October 1, 2007
Get the mailboxer mug.a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.
swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.
by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009
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A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.
by Sam Vandalay February 27, 2008
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by mr sheen March 5, 2008
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You really think your mailbox is innocent? It isn't. Mailboxes are part of one big conspiracy. Mailboxes are evil. How many hours a day do you watch your mailbox? When you're not watching it their master plan progresses. You know that one weird sound you heard last night? It wasn't your neighbor. It was your mailbox finding it's way into your house. Now you know. Enjoy the time we have left on this earth before the mailboxes take over.
Lust for blood and pain.
You really think your mailbox is innocent? It isn't. Mailboxes are part of one big conspiracy. Mailboxes are evil. How many hours a day do you watch your mailbox? When you're not watching it their master plan progresses. You know that one weird sound you heard last night? It wasn't your neighbor. It was your mailbox finding it's way into your house. Now you know. Enjoy the time we have left on this earth before the mailboxes take over.
My mailbox was trying to kill me last night.
by Jefftheengineer January 23, 2022
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