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mahalageddon

The process by which an established internet entrepreneur employs thousands of happy part-time and full-time web content writers, followed by eating all of their souls in one fell swoop.

This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.

For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.

More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that

has not built up to $150 worth.

A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.
Mahalageddon occurred famously at Mahalo.com, June 23 2010, at the hands of its founder Jason "Lucifer" Calacanis.
by Jason Lucifer Calacanis June 27, 2010
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mahalo

Hawaiian for thankyou. Doesn't mean asshole unless your a person from minnesota with an IQ of 55
"Here have this money i don't want it."

"Mahalo"
by soconfused December 28, 2005
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No cost. Totally free of charge.
I'd only get a new bike if I can have it mahala.
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mahala

south african slang meaning free(of charge). And if you are a South african you always looking for something thats free.
It is a derivation of the Zulu language which means free and has been adopted as a slang term by coloureds.
Its free with mahala on E!!!!
by blouberg meisie June 28, 2008
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mahalo

A verb/noun/adjective used when one is extremely stoked.
Mahalo my dudes
by mahalo my dudes April 6, 2017
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mahalo

A parting word, as in "Good-bye," or "Until we meet again." Hawaiian in origin, it was popularized by author and gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson, who used it frequently in his columns and diatribes. People mistakenly credit it to later sources, such as Adam Carolla, but these people are all fifteen.
Until next time, remember to trust in America and keep your middle finger pointed at George W. Bush. Mahalo.
by Adam Greensage December 28, 2005
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mahala high 5 brigade

The collective noun for self-purported 'writers' on online blogs that come out guns blazing in support for each other whenever any reader critiques their 'over-writing' or 'over-use' of subjective writing or just poor writing in general no matter whether they are correct or not... simply blinded by their own perceived online worth...
Oh oh here come the lame 'Mahala high 5 brigade' to soil logic on this thread...

Oh oh the here comes the 'Mahala high 5 brigade' self flagellation circle...
by Simpiwe December 7, 2011
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