Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.

Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!

by Stumpy23 February 21, 2008

Mongolian Cinnamon Roll

When you cum on her tits and spread it around with your dick like you are glazing a cinnamon roll.

Keith finished on Carries chest and then gave her the Mongolian Cinnamon Roll.

by JayMinn August 17, 2019

Mongolian Chimney Sweep

The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.

Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.

by El Kroppo August 13, 2008

Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".

"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"

by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009

Magnoliate

To paint a room to magnolia to make it neutral ready for property sale, or inspection.

Can also be used to describe cleaning something up for presentation to someone else.

I need to magnoliate my flat before I sell it

I'm magnoliating my bedroom this weekend

Hey, that apartment could use some magnoliation

by Ruzzie June 9, 2007

mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.

I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.

by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016

The Magnolia Bowl

An over compromising technique that Ole Miss fans use in, terms of football, to delude themselves into thinking that they actually have a rivalry with LSU.

LSU fan #1: Are you going to The Magnolia Bowl?

LSU fan # 2: You mean that woodshed beating we give Ole Miss every year?

by HS22 November 22, 2009