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Maoism

A branch of Communism created by Mao Zedong. This branch differed greatly from Marxism.

For instance, Karl Marx thought that economies had stages they went through such as slavery, feudal, ect, until you get to capitalism. Marx taugt that capitalism would eventually lead way to the next stage of communism.

Mao Zedong lived in a country with a bunch of peasents. However, he thought China would do pretty well as a communist country even though he was breaking with the very basics of Marxist thought. So he got some peasents, killed people, and took over the government. From peasents to communism, only not real communism.

Marx taught that the prolaterians (see proletarian) were supposed to take over and then lead the country themselves.

Mao Zedong taught that people didn't really know what was good for them, but of course he did. He had some kind of metaphor that set up a body where he was the head, the goverment the arms, and the people the other parts. Or something like that. Basicly he wanted to be seen as God.

In short, Maoism is a lame excuse for communism that Mao Zedong used to gain power and not Marxism at all.
I was with a group of communists running away from an anti-commie hate group the other day that was trying to shoot us. We hid out in an abondonded church and eventually we found out that this one guy who was supposed to be communist really believed in Maoism, so we shot him ourselves.
by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005
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Madism

1. something incredibly stupid that is said.
2. phrases of idiocy coined by Nate Spotts.
"If I were you, I'd hate you..."
"Dude, that was such a madism."
by Machai Matsuda February 28, 2005
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Black Machismo

The black dragon from a McDonald's Happy Meal from How to train your Dragon.... When you get this toy put it together and constantly go up to people and shout, BLACK MACHISMO.
"Dude look at my Black Machismo i got from my Happy Meal"
by Afroman3470 April 2, 2010
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Malism

Extremely bad joke. Usually made by someone attempting humour, but failing miserably
A typical example of a Malism would be..While walking along the footpath, James looks at the leaf on the ground and says "leaf it alone" or while passing a bale of hay....Jeff exclaims...."Hey !".
by DJJimmyJ December 3, 2006
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machisma

The girl standing at the bar has had three hot guys hitting on her, and she didn't even give them the time of day. She's got that machisma thing going on.
by Neyoh April 21, 2006
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Macsmack

1) Someone broadsiding you with their macintosh oriented equipment.

2)Mac yelling at Windows (in any situation)
GIMME A MAC AND ILE SMACKU BAK. "Macsmack"
by Captain Queefunderpantz September 10, 2009
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Marism

A concept of a strong and happy marriage.
Bonnie and Clyde, the newlyweds, bought a book about Marism in order to establish a long and happy marriage.
by SK1026 June 4, 2019
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