machete monks

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
OR
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004

machete

A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain

did you know jason has a machete

by RET September 21, 2004

Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008

Machitini

Kick butt Martini type alcoholic beverage that kicks your butt at "MACH 1" speed - I am talking yesterday!

Those two Machitini's I had last night did more than kick my butt....they lit it up! I got hammered!!

by sassielass July 21, 2009

machestical

Like majestic, but with boobs.

"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."

by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013

mächtige jib

A slang term used to describe an exceptionally potent or powerful joint, referring to a rolled cigarette containing hash or weed. The word "mächtiger," derived from German, conveys the idea of "more powerful" or "mightier," suggesting that the joint in question is of higher potency or contains a larger quantity of cannabis. This slang term is said to be exclusive to and used affectionately between brothers who share a deep bond and mutual enthusiasm for consuming potent joints, signifying their close relationship and shared appreciation for cannabis consumption.

The claim suggests that this term originated in the streets of Kreis 11 in Zürich, also known as the "Ohio" of Europe due to its allegedly dangerous and ghetto-like circumstances.

"broo gibts heute noch einer"
"jaaa bro, mächtige jib"
"tmm"

by sicario ohni maske... July 30, 2023

moolie machete

An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.

Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.

by La'Rell August 31, 2017