tuck my boy in

The art of tucking an erect penis, after placing it pointing upwards on one's belly, under the waistband of a trouser or pyjama. Something guys often do to hide a narb in a public place. This stunt must only be performed if the erection is greater than 60% and one is not topless. Usually performed in shared dorm after waking up or at your in-laws house.

Samantha: Hey, Mark! Come join us, we are watching the Other Woman!! It's so fun! Kate Upton is looking so gorgeous in it!!
Mark: Can't ! I have to pick up some stuff for the office party tomorrow. Andy, are you coming?
Andy: Ok, man! Just let me tuck my boy in first!

by abwolverine September 24, 2016

Look how they Massacred my boy

A term for stating something that used to be good/great but was then ruined viva outside influence or it trying to be meta etc.

Person 1. Hey a new TV show released of a beloved classic. We should watch it.

Person 2. Ok it can't be bad who would ruin a beloved classic!

Person 1 and 2 after season 1. Look how they massacred my boy.

by PoorlyKnightly March 6, 2023

fuck on my boy

a phrase against someone you use when trying to hit on their girl

"hey thats my girlfriend!"
"fuck on my boy"

by saduglybutthole August 9, 2016

Thats my boy

A fucked up movie about a teacher and student getting horny ._.

Little Bob: I just saw "Thats My Boy" help me :D

by Someone I guess? June 20, 2018

aiden my boy

aiden is the type of boy you will randomly meet one day and then instantly fall in love with. he’s really tall, loving, caring, generous, gentle, mean sometimes but really nice and an amazing person. i love aiden so much and he’s actually perfect so never get rid of aiden + he’s got a big dick. 💐🤍

so aiden my boy is going out for a walk

oh i love aiden your boy

by your girl z May 26, 2023

he is my boy monday

this is the exact opposite of "my girl Friday"! Meaning, your male acquaintance is annoying as fuck.

He is my boy Monday because he left the dishes in the dishwasher again! Ugh

by Beinah July 2, 2017

fax my boy spit yo shit indeed

This is a phrase used whenever you're either sarcastic or genuinely agreeing to someone's stupid, bodacious, autistic and interesting take.

Man 1: Girls are the epitome of hypocriticism in today's society where people wish to have gender equality. Their solution? Gender equality means downgrading the rights of men.
Man 2: Fax my boy spit yo shit indeed!

by Hotwaterphobia October 13, 2023