The Mork

Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo)

Dude, smell my hand! I totally did The Mork on that bitch!

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by Your Moms Carnival September 20, 2013

Morked

(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.

(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.

(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'

N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome

"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"

"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"

"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."

by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014

MAWorking

a person incapable of a Social life, who attempts to get in a record book by posting over 10,987 posts, one who is obsessed with forums. someone who is incapable of any action but eating, sleeping, and work on a computer.

MAWorking has so many posts, he is believed to be a hacker from another country trying to enslave peoples minds with his endless greetings. some believe MAWorking to be a disease that numbs the mind of all but posting and vital body functions.

by Kevin S. Stubbs August 4, 2003

MAWorking

Wanna be special. Someone who spends way too much time online to not be on welfare.

by MONKEYBoy July 25, 2003

Mork 7

The mork 7 is the largest breed of the noob. These types of noobs usually travel in swarms and can be found in rare tunnels of the underworld. The head of the pack also known as the concrete sphere is the one that reproduces for the morks. The morks have no soul and acquire their energy through eating gerber baby food as they have no teeth.
The 7 after the mork remains a mystery and many may believe that the number symbolizes unity and the "noob number"

*The mork's natural born enemy is the noob crusher

wow look at that level 4 prestige noob...sucha mork 7

by NOOBCRUSHER August 18, 2008

Mork

A character played by Robin Williams in the T.V. show "Mork and Mindy".

You want an example of this? Watch some old reruns or something you tard.

by Lincoln June 26, 2003

morky filk

Upon the entry of a plastic fork into your average (open) Darigold chocolate milk carton through the drinking hole, the item becomes a "fork in milk", easily shortened to "fork milk". However, this is not silly enough. So we must combine the words, creating "filk mork". As you may notice, this does not roll off the tongue or the brain. So, switching is required to obtain "mork filk". However, this is lacking as well. So, upon the insert of our always silly "y", we receive "morky filk". So, upon close examination, a "fork in milk" is truly a "morky filk". Best said with the voice used by the taller individual in the "left-handed" portion of Rejected.

"Why did you stick your fork in your milk?"
"MORKY FILK!"

by Max Nium January 3, 2009