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mesagorado

of or relating to homosexual activities
that is a mesagoradic dance

that dance is so mesagorado
by ,,,,.,.,,,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,, February 22, 2008
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Colorado Mesa University

Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.
"Hey man, where do you go to college?"

"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"

"Do you do meth?"

"only once....."
by thorthewarriorking September 21, 2011
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Black Mesa Research Facility

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.
by The Wing Man December 25, 2018
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Maesa

A Maesa is literally the most caring and sweet person you’ll ever meet. Some may find her a bit obnoxious because of her bold personality and loud mouth, but if you get to know her you’ll grow to love it. A Maesa has probably been through hell and back again, but she always does her absolute best to stay optimistic. A Maesa cares so deeply about the people she loves and would do absolutely anything for them to be happy. If you have a Maesa in your life, you’re beyond lucky. Never let go of your Maesa because she’ll do amazing things.
Maesa, why do you know so much useless information?
by theatrekidwithfriends March 5, 2023
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The Wall of De Mesa

The point in which your body falls asleep at your cubicle or desk, possibly multiple times in a day or shift.
I just finished my Popeye's lunch, and I hit the Wall of De Mesa.

I slept 2 hours prior to my 5 a.m shift; I will meet the Wall of De Mesa at 8a.m.
by Feenie Feen December 18, 2014
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Mesa Verde Mudslide

After a bountiful feast of Mexican food dishes, you take your female counterpart home for sexual activity. While you are in the process of having anal sexual relations with her and you reach your point of climax, you promptly stick your finger down your throat to make yourself vomit all over her back as you simultaneously ejaculate in her rectum. After you finish disposing of fluids inside of her, you proceed to take your half flacid package and rub it up and down on her back in your own vomit, so as to mimic an actual mudslide.
Holy shit! Ian just did the Mesa Verde Mudslide all over Katie!
by yeah he tried the alligator October 20, 2010
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la mesa toothbrush

when you take a piss in someones mouth and they gently rub their teeth against your dick.
oh man, Julie gave Madi a La mesa toothbrush last night!
by el writo January 22, 2010
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