A city that is past its prime where the best and the brightest have left for Toronto and replaced by naive frogs from the countryside. All that Montreal has going for it is its strip clubs filled with strippers who are not from Montreal:) Please Montrealers, the Habs have not won a cup since the LAST century, since the club started employing only francophone GM's and coaches. It is no longer a dynasty! You can't run an Olympics and you can't even keep a major league baseball team in the city - despite revenue sharing! Sure Montreal is a fun city, but that is all that it will ever be. Like New Orleans, it is a city that exists for the pleasure, gratification and whisms of out-of-towners. If you want success or a better future for your family, move to Toronto or Calgary where people actually work hard. If you are a lazy hippie, welfare bum, crackhead, crackwhore, or ignorant bumpkin frog, then move to Montreal.
by Toronto the Great July 6, 2006
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You can't walk even walk down the streets during the day without breathing the toxic air filled with second hand smoke.
Among the population, there are a lot of anglophones who hate everything french and francophones who hate everything english.
Some areas look very pretty.
The metro is hard for new people to understand and people there aren't very helpful in giving you directions.
If you do something wrong in the metro, people will stare at you.
Montreal people aren't usually very nice.
18 year olds from Ontario go there to drink and go to bars since that's the legal drinking age.
They have a lot of sucky malls that don't have any interesting stores.
You can't walk even walk down the streets during the day without breathing the toxic air filled with second hand smoke.
Among the population, there are a lot of anglophones who hate everything french and francophones who hate everything english.
Some areas look very pretty.
The metro is hard for new people to understand and people there aren't very helpful in giving you directions.
If you do something wrong in the metro, people will stare at you.
Montreal people aren't usually very nice.
18 year olds from Ontario go there to drink and go to bars since that's the legal drinking age.
They have a lot of sucky malls that don't have any interesting stores.
by Lovem10101 April 28, 2011
Get the Montreal mug.I Came from Vancouver the best city in the world one day to Montreal rode this carriage through the old part of town(this was actually cool) then I laughed at how stupid the French people are, got pissed off at how Quebec residents honk at red light(if they dont go right through it) went to the airport and back to the rich safe haven city of Vancouver p.s. big mountains rock
by Big K Man April 15, 2006
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"They Don't Use Euro's In Montreal."
by Megadeth73 May 28, 2008
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They only wish they were still Canada's number one city.
poor french bastards make the rest of canadian students learn and fail french becasue no one gets thire fucking lanugage..its not even real french.
They only wish they were still Canada's number one city.
poor french bastards make the rest of canadian students learn and fail french becasue no one gets thire fucking lanugage..its not even real french.
When I went on a school trip to Montreal we had to cut our shopping trip short becasue the group of creepers on the streat stripping,
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TRUE STORY
by UD10000 November 24, 2007
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