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Trump Monoxide

Toxic or blasphemous talks or rumors about the Trumps and their diehard morally bankrupt donors that residents living in the vicinity of Mar-a-Lago are sick of hearing every other day, which have negatively impacted their property prices or businesses in their once-sunshine state.
Floridian authorities are clueless how to remove all trump monoxide that is lingering over their state following scores of complaints from even angry patriots-neighbors and property agents, who’ve threatened to stage days-long protests outside the FBI-searched resort if the Hoarder in Chief refused to move out.
by Fasters June 22, 2023
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Hydrogen Monoxide

Ho.
Used to avoid actually coming out and calling the person a ho to their face/behind their back. Use responsibly.
Danika: Look at that girl sitting next to Hot Guy.
Lisa: Don't worry she is a Hydrogen Monoxide, he won't be interested.

"I feel like such a Hydrogen Monoxide, I burned 400 calories five times this weekend!!"

Marissa: You're such a hydrogen monoxide
Blonde girl: Like, what?
Marissa: Exactly.
Blonde girl: Well...Thanks!
by Danisa Lisika April 11, 2008
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holy monoxide

It is a gas that was blessed by a preist for when your sinnful ass runs out of holy water from looking at korean men for too long
"Fuck I need some Holy monoxide."
by Jaehyun February 15, 2019
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

A dangerous substance that can cause corrosion, suffocation, and many other life-threatening problems. Worse yet, it is found all over the world, and people often consume it without realizing it.

...Water. It's water. Did you get worried for a second? Congratulations: You have become a victim of Zohnerism; the use of a true (though confusing) statement that the general public would not be able to fully understand, causing them to jump to incorrect conclusions.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is often used in April Fool's pranks to fool people who do not know what it is. It was popularized by then 14-year-old Nathan Zohmer, who trolled almost all of his ninth-grade classmates into banning it from the school he attended for a science fair.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

A chemical which can kill anything and anyone!!! BE AWARE!!!
(actually the chem name for pure water (H2O) but just for the meme and for the people who don't know , this is used)
P1: Name a thing every serial killer drinks but whoever drinks it dies?
P2 ( a person who dont know) : what
P1: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE
P2: shit, toxic
by Boltogy November 10, 2022
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Inorganic, covalent compound. Causes severe addiction, with a 100% mortality rate. Transparent, tasteless, and easy to farm without a government license. Also known as oxidane. Prime carrier of disease
Bob: I heard Rob got his hands on some dihydrogen monoxide.
by EggBeaterLegEater November 13, 2022
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dihydrogen monoxide

A scary chemical that sounds like it will take over the world, even though it's just f***ing water.
"Yo Jimmy! Can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide?" "What is that? Some chemical?" "No, you dipshit, water!"
by some random dude that's bored November 5, 2023
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