Monogatari Series

An anime series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.

The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.

by Mashiro Shiina August 11, 2019

Monogatari

one of the best animes to ever exist

ayy bro have you watched monogatari??

Jonathan: yeah bro of course, it’s peak fiction!

by skrizzy68 January 26, 2022

serial monogamist

function: noun

one who spends as little time as possible being single, moving from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship as quickly as possible

although the relationships in which many serial monogamists find themselves are also often short lived, the defining aspect of serial monogamy is the desire and ability to enter new relationships very quickly, thus abbreviating any period of single life during which the serial monogamist may begin to ask questions of an existential nature

Percy: Wow, I can't believe Gwyvron is already dating someone else! I thought he just broke up with Lorelai at last week's LARP after she accidentally cut off his phonytail...

Stewart: Yeah, that's the way it's always been. When he broke up with me, he started dating that hussy Lorelai within three days. He pursued her as if he were Cerberus hunting a soul fleeing across the Euphrates. I'll tell you, that Gwyvron is quite the serial monogamist.

by Elliott October 25, 2005

mohogany canoe

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.

by pseudonym2589 October 24, 2008

monogamish

A relationship that is mostly monogamous but occasionally exceptions are made for sexual play.

My boyfriend and I are monogamish, so it's cool if you want to make out with me.

by sluttychica August 17, 2010

Doukutsu Monogatari

Doukutsu Monogatari(A.K.A. Cave Story) is a freeware side-scrolling game in the syle of Zelda, Metroid and Wonderboy.It was written and designed by Studio Pixel originating from japan released in 2004. took 5 years to make. it has been critically by gamers and reviews over the globe. featuring large free roaming environments, vastly different weapons and 3 different endings. if you have not played this game play it now!

Also Variant games have secured the rights to publish the game for PSP

Ed - OMG have you played Doukutsu Monogatari?
Dav - No why?
Ed - FOOL! play it now! you only have a short time to live
Dav - So
Ed - your life is unfulfilled unless you play it!!!

Doukutsu Monogatari is the best game ever!

by Ewan Cutler May 28, 2006

Committed monogamous relationship

(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.

Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".

by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021