Mortenism

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.

Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.

by toripanda77 June 2, 2009

martellanator

missionary sex position with one leg straight up in the air as you wrap one arm around her leg, and if your a coda, you can have the other hand around her neck

OMG. you just did the martellanator on her. FTW

by codaa January 3, 2011

Tracey Martel

Trixie Mattel’s unofficial name, born from the time she did a pageant (yes that’s happening) and the announcer/host person was so drunk he read out ‘TRIXIE MATTEL’ as ‘TRACEY MARTEL’. Subsequently, Trixie calls herself this all the time lol. LOVE YOU TRIXXXX

oh honey, tracey martel? sounds like my friday night honey!

by veryqueerandinthebuilding December 18, 2020

Marteka

Also known as Teka :Name meaning beautifully unique intelligent and laid back. Full of life. Sexy!

If you ain't got a Marteka, better get you one!

by Tekababii December 21, 2016

Marten Skinn

A person who takes it upon themselves to police Skinhead fashion on social media. Its a pseudonym name mixing Doc Marten and a low socioeconomical spelling of the word skin. May have it's origins in southern England. Possibly Portsmouth.

"Skinheads didn't do up their top button, and shave that beard"
"can you not be a Marten Skinn"

by Ian Donaldson April 4, 2021

post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Viggo Mortensen

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.

OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..

by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005