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MLIAF

Acronym for "my life is a fail". used at the end of a sentence to explain that you fail at life
by Josh Phrite September 19, 2009
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Stands for "My Life is Average", a website in which people could share those simple, and mundane events of their lives. However, the vast majority of contributors apparently have no concept of what "average" means or they lead such spectacularly awesome lives, while we lead horribly boring ones. Older posts reflected facets of day to day life, but newer submissions seem to feature sensationalized stories about their teachers, Harry Potter-related encounters, the well-cultured homeless, epiphanies, and other things that bring shame to our dull existence.
Old MLIA post: Today, I spilled some milk on the kitchen floor and I tried to wipe it all, but I missed a spot. MLIA

Newer Post: Today, I went to buy some groceries. Feeling a little adventurous, I screamed "Sectumsempra!!" at the elderly cashier. She proceeded to writhe in agony for the next few minutes, and winked. Best. Day. Ever. :) MLIA
by LesDebunkers May 26, 2011
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MIBAS

"Mystery Inch Between Arse and Sack." Also known as the gooch.
Fuck my MIBAS is itchy!
by virginconversionunit March 29, 2004
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MLIAers

A MLIAer is someone who is a deticated fan of MLIA. They are perhaps the awesomest people to ever surf this web and have very distingishable characteristics:

-they LOVE Harry Potter

-they HATE twilight

-they will forever be on a quest to find Waldo

-They have thing for ninjas

-they obviously agree that Google is far better than Yahoo

-Are quite interesting in random websites such as Cleverbot, weird laws and how many of me.

-They are deticated to make this world a much more average place
"guy 1-Dude, did you see that fort someone build in the wal-mart? They are all camped out in in dressed as wizards while punching an edward shirt! they must be ninjas!
guy 2- nah man, those are MLIAers!"
by MLIA4EVER April 23, 2011
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MLIA

Acronym for My Life Is Average, the nerdier and more entertaining version of Fuck My Life.
Today, I got a new phone and someone called saying my son was say profanities in class and making rude gestures towards the teacher, they gave me the phone to talk to "James" I told him to keep up the good work. I don't have a son. MLIA.
by I'm just that guy April 17, 2010
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MLIA Commenter

A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.
n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO
by thatmsufan December 17, 2010
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Today, after my friend texted me a joke, I typed "hehe" I backspaced and changed it to "haha", because I felt this was closer to my real laugh. MLIA
by ZackandMartin June 26, 2009
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