Mister P

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

by Shougo February 12, 2022

mister finger

When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.

I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.

by jb72 May 30, 2013

Mister Oklahoma

Euphemism for a female masturbating.

It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.

"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

Mister Maam

the word for a person that looks like a man trying to be a woman.

Person 1-Hey did you see that dude wearing a dress?
Person 2- you need to call it a Mister Maam!

by jonesberger February 5, 2019

Mister Fantasmo

A commentator for his own Modern Warfare 2 gameplay on youtube. He is as funny as shit and refers to his viewers and fans as 'his nuggets.' He plays free-for-all and is famous for his 'killstreakless' nuke videos.

Mister Fantasmo-"Whats up my nuggets! Mister Fantasmo here."

by xhaphanus July 2, 2010

mister rogers

someone who keeps it good in the hood

mister rogers is my pimp

by futuramafan March 7, 2008

Mister Burke

Possibly the most badass but also fucked up character in the Fallout universe. He tells your character to blow up the town of Megaton for a large sum of bottlecaps. He is a very evil man but does wear a finely tailored suit and a fitting hat.

Also he has his own house in Megaton but prefers to hang in his pad at Tenpenny Tower.

Mister Burke tempted me with a large sum of caps to blow up Megaton but I respectfully declined, and proceeded to shoot his head off with a hunting rifle and taking his fine clothes to wear for myself.

by Palfdalfs Finest Cuttings August 14, 2012