Microwave

An onomatopoeia often used to connote the sound of a microwave being used.

Dan: Hey do you know what sound a microwave makes?
Phil: what?

Dan: Miiiccccrrroooowwwaaaavvvveeeee

by railmeamber June 20, 2018

Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEPMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEP

Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEP

by anonymous November 2, 2020

Microwaved

When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.

I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.

by Poopcicle007 August 1, 2018

the microwave

the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn

after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.

by krupabot February 18, 2014

microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

due to personal reasons i will be making microwave noises in the corner for the next 3-5 business days

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2020

microwave

An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better

Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.

Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!

by Celestial_thesaurus June 4, 2021

microwaved

to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.

Saf you totally got microwaved

by ryan bambi November 28, 2010