Microfiche

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

Microchip

1.Electronics A minute slice of a semiconducting material, such as silicon or germanium, doped and otherwise processed to have specified electrical characteristics, especially before it is developed into an electronic component or integrated circuit.
2. Series of wires integrated into some form of technological device.
3. Also can be considered as Porn for nerds.

Nerd 1: "OMG I took apart my laptop just to see the microchip."
Nerd 2: "0 g05h 7h47 15 50 n4ugh7y y0u p3rv3."

by Bradford J.F Soriano December 16, 2008

microtel

A very small hotel, or a very large barbie's playhouse. The rooms inside a microtel comfortably accomodate people of Asian descent, but can not accomodate large caucasians comfortably.

Jon and Kate's children were able to enter the room in the microtel, but neither Jon nor Kate could fit.

by caln74 July 16, 2010

Micromechanicamensuration

A form of machinery that is able to measure extremely small distances

(Micro-mih-can-ni-cah-men-surate-shun)

"This machine is really adequate with micromechanicamensuration"

by Geoslam440 February 6, 2025

microtight

a term used to describe a girl who is a virgin who is over the age of 18.

Micro meaning small and tight

Have you had sex yet

No shes still microtight

by Kialv03 January 29, 2018

microneconomics

Not having to pay for the best acid at a concert because you found the source who is tripping so hard they are giving it away for free.

Shit, I I was looking for some good doses but this dude gave me some free hits and I’m totally fucked. Microneconomics worked for me.

by Wrathboneiv May 30, 2018

macromechaphilia

An attraction to large machines such as large bicycles, wide motor vehicles, huge helicopters, enormous ships, and commercial airplanes. Though most countries do not directly address macromechaphilia, mechaphilia in general is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex-offenders' register after prosecution.

I like big boats, and I cannot lie. In fact I'm probably a macromechaphiliac

by SweatyPPextendo February 2, 2021