Merge Molester

Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.

Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.

.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

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merge moron

A total idiot driver that tries to pass you in merging lanes, causing you to slam the brakes.

He's a total merge moron, trying to pass people in merging lanes.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

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merge runner

A person who uses merge lanes to cut ahead of traffic.

I got cut off by a merge runner!

by MedivalTempo February 3, 2018

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Merge Cube

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper. This Multidimensional Object is viewed as a Cube to the naked eye of 3rd dimensional beings. It is used to power all warp pianos and devices, with it you can shift your reality or teleport through space with short time.

Where's that Merge Cube.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

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Merge Mansion

n. A point and tap mystery mobile game published by Metacore Games. Despite it’s lackluster gameplay, the lore is too hot to handle. It’s gained a cult following on social media, with users waking up their gfs and delving deep into Granny’s past.

Netflix is foaming at the mouth waiting for the secrets to be revealed. Only then will Merge Mansion get a series.

by zl_CHANNERZ_lz September 25, 2022

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