Melanon

1. The blindness to one's own fate, yet having insight on another's.

This stems from the concept that one can give infallible advice to another, but be oblivious to what one should do themselves in any given situation.

Claude gave me excellent advice on marriage, but his melanon on his own makes me question his judgement.

by goldenboy1989 September 12, 2011

melancollie

How Lassie would feel anytime she was away from her family.

Now that Lassie is back living with Joe and his parents, she has no further reason to feel melancollie.

by QuacksO March 2, 2019

melanosyndesmoanachondrorrhexis

A disease that causes retardation, skin discoloration, and homosexual urges that are acted upon every day. This disease was first found in a male human named Lu Sun. Currently, there is no treatment for this disease and Lu refuses to undergo testing because he enjoys the urges.

Lu's melanosyndesmoanachondrorrhexis caused him to make out with Yang Gao.

by CLCV101 April 9, 2008

Melanomahead

A half retarded person with a over sized head that resembles a melon

Fuck that guy, he's just a melanomahead anyway.

by Luke410 May 3, 2017

Melbnolian

A Hipster or faker health goals Melbournian who only orders granola for brunch

Karen is such a Melbnolian! Wearing her cardigans and ordering granolas like she owns this town.

by @melbournefoodgoals May 2, 2019

Melanoma

A sour old person that festers in their misery, and slowly sucks others into their miserable vortex.
Visually very displeasing to the eye.
Highly susceptible to media propaganda and COVID-19.
You are putting Melanoma's at risk by not getting vaccinated or wearing a mask.

My god that woman is an unbearable melanoma, I cant make eye contact with it anymore its going to rot my soul.

by DougyDOOOUG February 10, 2022

melancolic

A less-than-cheerful mood due to abdominal pain, either because you're suffering it yourself or you're having to expend significant time and effort caring for someone else who's going through it.

Many parents become melancolic when their offspring have long crying-bouts for no apparent reason.

by QuacksO April 11, 2022