Definitions by @melbournefoodgoals

Melbnolian

A person (generally hipster) that orders granola at every brunch

Guys, let’s go to brunch at fakenews cafe to cater for our Melbnolian mate

A Hipster or faker health goals Melbournian who only orders granola for brunch

Karen is such a Melbnolian! Wearing her cardigans and ordering granolas like she owns this town.