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Definitions by @melbournefoodgoals

Melbnolian 

A person (generally hipster) that orders granola at every brunch
Guys, let’s go to brunch at fakenews cafe to cater for our Melbnolian mate

Melbnolian 

A Hipster or faker health goals Melbournian who only orders granola for brunch
Karen is such a Melbnolian! Wearing her cardigans and ordering granolas like she owns this town.