A computer user who has forgotten (or is ignorant of) the true purpose of the computers existence. A mactard is oblivious to the fact that the computer is a tool for doing legitimate work but is enamored by how cool his MAC looks.
mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
by lcsgeek May 14, 2009
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by Salamander Oumelaz August 26, 2013
Get the Mchardy mug.A mcutard is a guy who doesn't have good taste in Movies and Comics, does not consider X-Men, Spider-Man Original or Amazing Spider-Man, Blade, Sonyverse or Fantastic 4 as Marvel because they don't have Disney's Logo on it and defends shit MCU films like Incredible Hulk, Captain Marvel, Ironman Trilogy, Spider-Man HomeCumming and Fat From Home etc, jerks off to Tom Holland and counts him Comic Accurate Spider-Man because he's Ironman Bitch that's why
Mcutard Kellum Bruce Dietz spent 8 years in Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest and Telegram making fun of Zack Snyder cause he will never be on his level
Aaron Martinez a mcutard bullies Tribhuvan to hear suicide and gets his ass kicked in Robert Vs Ben Debate
Seamus O'riley is a bug mcutard he jerks off to Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan
Chungmemtum and Utkarsh Singh represent the Indians and Chinese Fans Of Robert Downey Jr and for him are willing to kill people including their own Families
Aaron Martinez a mcutard bullies Tribhuvan to hear suicide and gets his ass kicked in Robert Vs Ben Debate
Seamus O'riley is a bug mcutard he jerks off to Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan
Chungmemtum and Utkarsh Singh represent the Indians and Chinese Fans Of Robert Downey Jr and for him are willing to kill people including their own Families
by The Vigilante March 26, 2021
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by Donny October 4, 2007
Get the mcturd mug.Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.
by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006
Get the Rentally Metarded mug.Someone who thinks Apple computers are a godsend having zero knowledge that they're not as bulletproof as Apple claims. These people blindly pay the hefty price premium for an Apple computer just to surf the web, listen to music & check email. And they think they're better than everyone else because their computer is shiny & polished which is apparently more important than performance or battery life. To them, it's form over function.
Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?
Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?
PC User - Nice new Macbook you got there. Have you updated to the latest service pack?
Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!
PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?
Mac User - No, what?
PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.
Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!
PC User - What a Mactard....
Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!
PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?
Mac User - No, what?
PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.
Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!
PC User - What a Mactard....
by Bishop114 November 19, 2009
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A person of little social credibility.
A person of little social credibility.
Child - Mum, why is tha man drooling?
Mother - It's rude to stare, he is a mutard, he can't help it.
Mother - It's rude to stare, he is a mutard, he can't help it.
by Child of the Monkey Basket August 17, 2003
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