Mauricio

A bitch who thinks the world revolves around him and thinks he’s good at everything but is not don’t be a Mauricio
Freind 1: ughhh Mauricio is here
Freind 2: fuck
by George applebaum May 05, 2020
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Mauricio Macri

Alternative name for the Felis silvestris catus, also known as cat.
"- I just adopted a Mauricio Macri.
- I personally prefer dogs. Mauricio Macris are usually disobedient."
by mauriciomacri February 10, 2018
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Mauricio

Mauricio is an asshole he doesn’t know how to keep a girl and is an asshole. People who are named Mauricio are typically man whores.
Did you see that guy Mauricio? He’s already with another girl
by MyDefinitionsAreCorrect June 17, 2019
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mauricio syndrome

The unshakeable and sudden belief that you are a superhero who can save the world from evil by spreading the message of love with musical theatre.
Man 1: Have you heard about the latest terrorist plot?
Man 2: Don't worry, I'll stop the hate with some tap dancing and the score of "Wicked".
Man 1: Oh, dude. Sounds like you have mauricio syndrome.
by Titan2014 March 07, 2014
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Mauricio

Self centered narcissistic cheating Mexican who wastes his time getting into fights on facebook post comments. A Fuckboi.
Mauricio is hooking up with Madeline, Elizabeth, Vanessa, and Maria in the same week, he's such a fuckboi.
by One of his Bitches May 04, 2017
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dirty mauricio

the act of taking any mexican fast food, extracting the grease, hosing it up a man's penis and/or anus and using a straw to suck out the contents, all while masturbating to a mariachi band's gay orgy.
I am gonna pull a dirty mauricio tonight for my bf! ;)
by ThatKGuy November 24, 2014
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mauricio pochettino

Football (Soccer) manager and former football player that currently manages Tottenham Hotspur in the English Premier League.
by DefoNotAnton March 30, 2019
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