masquepade

Up to no good: shenanigans

Thacker went on a masquepade during a 30-day break with his lover.

by Thackyt November 14, 2016

maskerade

When you can only see half a person's face, you think they're attractive, then you see them on social media. You realize that underneath the mask, they're actually not attractive at all. You've been maskeraded.

Bro, I looked up that girl from the bar on Instagram. I was totally maskeraded. Her eyes are literally the only attractive thing about her face.

by RE_George November 4, 2020

masquerbate

to pretend to be someone else whilst engaging in self-pleasure

See gooning.

After a long day at work, Keith decided to go home and masquerbate that he was Brad Pitt.

by iamvered June 5, 2016

mastureader

The art of masturbating while reading.

I got so horny while reading that I became a mastureader!

by bigdaddy101lololno April 18, 2014

Masquerdate

When someone intentionally pretends to be someone they’re not at the beginning of a relationship.
They lovebomb you and are very attentive. Once they feel they have you hooked, they totally change and you see their true personality.

Thought I met “Prince Charming,” but quickly found out I was masquerdated again!

by Detroitchick June 13, 2020