The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).
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Get the Maneet mug.Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:
-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.
-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.
If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.
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