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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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manmeat

Not only is this a part of the male anatomy, but it is also now a food group for a few selective drunken females.
"Name a breakfast food that starts with the letter M." "I could say muffin, but I'm going with MANMEAT!"

"Manmeat. Have you had your protein lately?"
by Miss Nikkerina November 6, 2006
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The Manjeet Tugboat

When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).
guy 1:dude i was so wasted last night so i gave my girl The Manjeet Tugboat
guy 2:sweet
by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009
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Manjeet Smash

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.
*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !
by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009
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Maneet

This is the name you give to someone named mani who really likes a girl named tavneet
Yelling maneet out as loud as you can
by Creeper fricker October 16, 2019
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Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.
If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009
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Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.
My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!
by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009
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