Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
by mammasatonadildo December 20, 2010

(n.) 1. something that is considered by many to be very sexy and/or boss. 2. synonym for the word "thing"
by Chris Cliche July 16, 2004

Only going out and or spending money when one's mother provides the funds. Prevelant among the 19-22 unemployed sector. Originated in Modesto, CA between 2003-2006
by The BKS December 29, 2008

by K8 August 5, 2004

The most amazing, helpful person that could ever exist. She loves those whom love her. She will always have you back as long as long as you don't talk shit about her or people she loves. She is a mamma bear if you hurt one of her babies.
by Rodriguez_miker98 June 16, 2011

by Ur mom!!!!! October 15, 2019

by jeremy21144 February 13, 2008
