Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
by mammasatonadildo December 20, 2010
(n.) 1. something that is considered by many to be very sexy and/or boss. 2. synonym for the word "thing"
by Chris Cliche July 17, 2004
Only going out and or spending money when one's mother provides the funds. Prevelant among the 19-22 unemployed sector. Originated in Modesto, CA between 2003-2006
by The BKS December 30, 2008
by K8 August 06, 2004
The most amazing, helpful person that could ever exist. She loves those whom love her. She will always have you back as long as long as you don't talk shit about her or people she loves. She is a mamma bear if you hurt one of her babies.
Heller Big Mamma
by Rodriguez_miker98 June 17, 2011
by Ur mom!!!!! October 16, 2019
by jeremy21144 February 13, 2008