wardrobe malfunction

When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.

I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

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What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

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Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

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Erectile Malfunction

When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick

Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.

by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015

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wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

by j-diddy April 30, 2004

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