Majestic juice

Juice extracted from grapes and oranges to make a jeezy blend

I want some majestic juice

by The Red eyed creeper October 30, 2014

Breasta Majesta

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!

"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"

by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010

Magus

Janus is the son of Queen Zeal from 12.000 BC Dark Ages who got send through a Time Warp to 600 AD.

There he was found by Ozzie and raised to be the leader of the Mystics/Demons known as Magus.
He kills Cyrus and turns Glenn into a frog and fights a war against the human race.
However, all he wanted was to summon Lavos and destroy it to get revenge for his sister Shala.

When Crono beats him in 600 AD,he accidently gets send back to 12.000 BC and acts as the Prophet for his mother Queen Zeal (who doesn't know the true identity of the Prophet/Magus).
After Queen Zeal summons Lavos ,
Magus tries to kill it and gets defeated.

Later (if you choose to let him live) he will join your party.

After destroying Queen Zeal in the Black Omen, he finally destroys Lavos with Chrono.

Later, he goes back to 600 AD and tries to find a way to find his sister Shala.

He uses scythes and Shadow Magic.
His most powerful attack is Dark Matter.

"Play with fire and you will get burned" ~ Magus

"Playtime is over, DARK MATTER!!!!"~Magus

by Bari May 7, 2005

Majula

From the arabic word "مهجورة Mahjoula" (deserted or abandoned place).It's a coastal town in the game Dark Souls II which will serve as the world hub and homebase of the player. Though you may find some NPCs there, the town is a desolate place thus the name.

"Majula is often referred to as a garbage dump"
"The exiles of Drangleic were often sent Majula, which is why all the shacks and houses are so run down."

by Truth_seeker October 1, 2014

Majestical

Something that is beautiful, gracefully, and all-around magical!

The term was also used in the movie Hunt for the Wilder People, directed by Taika Waititi

That zebra's pretty majestical, aye?

by RickyBaker November 18, 2017

Majube

noun. An eponymous term for making both bad life choices and bad media/fic recommendations consistently and effortlessly, without any ability to improve over a long period of time. Term in use in HP fanfic discords, predominantly, named after a particularly prolific bad reccer.

That new guy is spamming dreadful reccs in #general and antagonizing the old guard. Strong majube.

by wierdfoodstuff November 30, 2021

Puer Malus Theory

The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.

1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."

by whowantcookies January 15, 2015