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A fun card game requiring at least eight people and the more the merrier. One person is the Sheriff, another is the Doctor. At least one person is the Mafioso, though with more people, there can be more. Everyone else is a townsperson. Roles are chosen by card dealing. Another person, who does not actually play, is the Narrator. He runs the game.

The Narrator will tell everyone to go to sleep. Then he will tell the Mafioso to wake up and select a person to kill. The he tells the Mafioso the go to sleep.

Then he will tell the Doctor to wake up and select a person to save. If the Doctor selects the same person the Mafioso selected, the person lives. The he tells the Doctor the go to sleep.

Then he will tell the Sherrif to wake up and accuse a person of being the Mafioso. If he selects correctly, the Narrator will nod. The he tells the Sherrif the go to sleep.

The Narrator then tells everyone to wake up. If a person died during the night, the Narrator will say so.

Then the floor is open for accusations. Everyone but the dead can pick someone to accuse. If someone is accused, they then have the opportunity to defend themselves. The table then votes on whether or not to send them to the electric chair. If they do, that person is also dead, whether they are the Mafioso are not.

The game continues until all the Mafiosos are dead.
Me and my friends often play Mafia at birthday parties.
Mafia by LorgSkyegon November 7, 2004
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La Cosa Nostra: A mythological organized crime syndicate invented by racist protestant feds to demonize Catholics and Italian Americans. Also used generically to refer to any race or nationality based organized crime syndicate.
Tommy's in the mafia you say? Listen here...There is no such thing as the mafia, but there is such as thing as accidentally falling down your stairs and landing back-of-the-head first on an errantly placed icepick... capice?

Vic and the strike team stole money from the Armenian mafia.
mafia by Elias Creed May 6, 2007
me: Woah! Did you just see that mafia totally kick that gangsta's ass?

random guy: :0!
Mafia by DaRealFatty June 24, 2009
the word Mafia was "coined" in a revolt that occurred after a French soldier raped a Palermo woman on her wedding day on Easter Monday 1282. A large group of Sicilian men retaliated and killed the French soldier. As the news of the retaliation spread around, other Sicilians grouped together in town after town killing thousands of French. The word Mafia" became the Sicilian’s battle cry, taken from the raped girl’s mother, who ran through the streets shouting "ma fia, ma fia", my daughter, my daughter.
some badass mufuckas...the nigger gangs these days are a bunch of pussies wit guns that cant do shit witout it...and as for the wannabe polish and russian mafia...they cant compare to the real thing..there only one true mafia and thats the ITALIAN MAFIA....crazy mufuckas
look at those niggers and russian bitches tryin to gangbang like the original OG'S..the italian mafia!
mafia by Lord Infamouss April 19, 2007
Polish Mafia Is Crazy Mother Fuckers they Pop and Chop people every day, once there even was a thing where the polish mafia fed a motherfucker to lions at the zoo, no fucking joke.
The Polish beat the shit out of the Russians in a mafia turf war. The Polish Own Chicago!
mafia by Polish Pryde August 28, 2003
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Italian boy asks his Dad "what does the NAACP stand for?"
Dad says "National Assotiation for the Advancment of Colored People"
Boy asks "Dad we're Italian who we got?"
Dad says "MAFIA the Mothers And Fathers Italian Assotiation"
mafia by italiangod April 24, 2008