Macked Off The Shart

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time

Yo Benny’s mad smacked off the shart

by swpp11 May 19, 2025

J Macked

When you get absolutely fucked over by someone's incredible amount of luck.

Person 1: how did I lose I had 3 aces after the flop!?

Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!

Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!

by DouganPH October 6, 2016

Kenny Macked

when someone you are walking next to randomly veers off to the side right into you, running you off your path. Repeatedly. This is never done on purpose.

dude back off or watch where you're walking cause you Kenny Macked the shit out of me

by Andrew Arroyo June 24, 2007

B-macked

The act of chilling with a good friends girfriend right after they break up or soon there after.

Derek and jeff were bestfriends, as soon as derek broke up with his girlfriend jeff began hanging out with his ex instead of him. derek just got B-macked hardbody.

by D-Lok October 22, 2010

getting macked on

To Mack On,
To ejaculate on a woman, usually on her face and/or in her mouth.

Friend: I saw you leaving the club with that girl last night.
You: Yeah. It was so hot. She let me mack on her face.

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Friend: Why did your girlfriend break up with you?
You: Well last night I kind of macked on her face.

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Friend: I herd that girl you like loves getting macked on her face.
You: Even more reason to like her!

by ShortVIX October 13, 2008

J-Macked

the act of serious pimpin.

i j-macked the shit out da hoe!or been there done that i J-macked dat trick last night!!!

by B easy08 March 26, 2008

Mackem Mammaries

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020