being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.
I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.
by 1SmartBlonde July 2, 2009
Get the ma'am slammed mug.A morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the United States, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. Ma'am-maws (pronounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future Ma'am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. Upon reaching a level of obesity where sex and age seem less pronounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them Ma'am-maw. They will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. Ma'am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children's beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.
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