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Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.
"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"
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Moses Magoo 

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.
A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.
Moses Magoo by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012

william moseley 

An actor from England who is best known for playing "Peter Pevensie" in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." At the end of the movie he and his brother and sisters are made kings and queens of Narnia.
"And to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent. Once a king or Queen of Narnia, always a king or queen."
~Aslan talking about William Moseley's character, Peter.

Lil Mosey 

Lil Mosey is a 15 year old rapper from Seattle, Washington who recently blew up from his song "Pull Up" in late 2017, smokes weed, drinks lean and is way better than Lil Pump.
Person 1: "Ayy you heard of Lil Mosey?"
Person 2: "Yeah man"

Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.
Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.
Baby Moses by cg115 March 10, 2011

Oh, Moses, smell the roses 

For God's sake, get a clue
Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!