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lyndon love loogie

The act of anal sex between two males; Namely the Giver (Meat) and receiver (Lyndon). The giver conducts the anal enjoyment until ejaculation, whereby he lets fly into his own mouth, while the receiver holds his own buttocks open in a gaping manner. The giver then will play with the "Love Loogie" in his mouth, then slowing let the warm stringy mass leech its way into the receivers opened anus.
Meat pounded Lyndon with such ferocity that he left Lyndon’s hole gaping open and red. Underpants Gnome who was watching with such joy, said; "Give him a Lyndon Love Loogie". Meat did exactly that. He Came into his own Mouth, played with the Jizz and then let it slowly fall into Lyndon awaiting anal cavity.

Lyndon yelled out in joy of the warm mass falling slowly into his goose-pimpled body.
by E-Nigma August 30, 2008
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Lyndon Love Loogie

1)to engage in anal sex with a male until the anal cavity is large and gaping. The giver then procedes to spit a humoungous loogie into the gaping anal hole.
Lyndon gave Tom a gaping hole then whipped a Lyndon Love Loogie in there
by ksas September 10, 2005
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Lyndon skip day

On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school
I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day
by Schnaare April 26, 2021
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Lyndon Webb

That guy that always steals and snorts chalk, while always maintaining his power of annoyance so he can keep other people away.
Look, there's the Lyndon Webb. RUN
by ppbaba June 4, 2021
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Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area
Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.
by FuckBuff July 6, 2021
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Lyndon Rizz

This type of rizz is where you go to London and dominate someone sexually into the Buckingham palace and violently Seduce everyone inside in till you become so filled cum that you burst out and turn into milk. After this process you come back down to earth and morph back into a human and become king.
Person 1: did you hear about the new king?
Person 2: Yes he got that Lyndon Rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
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Dirty lyndon

Oh that guys great he's such a Dirty lyndon
by Jdjdjdjjf April 17, 2020
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