student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Furry Lynchers

A movement that beheads furries simply for their existence. We believe that we must stop furries before they invade the world with their retarded costumes. Help us stop these faggots by harassing the shit out of a furry to the point they wanna commit suicide. Furries need to be gassed. If you see a furry, shoot them on sight.

I’m with the Furry Lynchers

by xXNigSlayerXx October 29, 2019

linched

To be caught.

Shit, kevin got linched by the 5-0.

by d-unit August 14, 2003

lunched

Lunched means to be excluded or not allowed somewhere with the people your with at the time. Or your mates lying to make you not want to go someware.

Damn ive been lunched.

Any of you guys seen Robb or phil? They lunched it.

Rob phones Phil to ask if he wants to come out but John is round phil's smoking up, so Phils tell Rob that hes not comming out. So they have lunched Rob

by super dodger May 24, 2007

Lunched

Occurs when starting the dating process with someone new and feeling the need to impose pre-defined and static boundaries on your time together

Example:

Friend #1: "Hey, how's the new guy? How was the first date?"
Friend #2: "How was the first date? Long, way too long. He seems like a nice guy though. I think I'll lunch him a few times and see how that goes?

TWO WEEKS LATER:
Friend #1: So you've lunched this guys 7 times in 2 weeks. What's the verdict?
Friend #2: Which guy are we talking about?

by Webster's Hotter/Younger Sis May 28, 2009

Lunched Out

Corporate office term for no longer being invited to lunch with co-workers due to an argument or difference of opinion.

Yeah Joe, we no longer invite that person to lunch anymore now that he and Fred aren't freinds. They're lunched out.

by Michael Baker Supertramp November 27, 2010

Lunched

When a lunch date, acquaintance, or co-worker brings or orders a lunch that is judged to be of vastly different quality than ones own.

That pizza looked way better than my sandwich I got lunched.

by Punchking207 April 23, 2018