Person 1: Wanna watch Desperate Housewives?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: Who cares, Eva Longoria is in it!
Person 2: Turn it on!
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: Who cares, Eva Longoria is in it!
Person 2: Turn it on!
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The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.
by Piranha May 2, 2006
Get the Eva Longoria mug.A practical deity in Des Moines, Iowa, Thai Luong was raised out of obscurity by his innate sense of awesome. He leads the city scoreboard in three areas: Showing Up, Kicking Ass, and Taking Names.*
A virtual pioneer in the local music scene, he created a Death Metal band with another local, Isaac Quijano, but abandoned it five minutes later because quote, "That shit was so five minutes ago." He knows the scene. And they know him. Incidentally, he also scored top points for creating the longest, most useless name for any Des Moines band, We Are The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse And One Of Us Is Named Death.
He currently owns two vehicles, a 1988 BMW 528e, tentatively known as Fey Killer, and a 2006 Honda Metropolitan, known as Blue Steel of Youknowitssweet. He has crashed his beloved Ducati, known to all as "The One The Brings All The Boys To The Yard."
Thai Luong has slept with everyone. Yes, even that freshman who says that she's 18. Thai Luong believes that everyone deserves a chance in his pants. Even you. Yes, you.
Thai works at A Dong. It is a Vietnamese restaurant. Make fun of the name and he'll kill you. With his good looks.
He DOES NOT deal drugs. Stop calling him.
*These points are hotly contested considering he is always late. The judges ruled in his favor because he always shows up, but his detractors say that he should be disqualified due to chronic lateness. With taking names, sometimes he forgets. But he always gets the digits, and all the judges agree that that's what matters.
Also, no one has ever contested his ranking in the Kicking Ass department. He ALWAYS kicks ass, awesomely and consistently.
A virtual pioneer in the local music scene, he created a Death Metal band with another local, Isaac Quijano, but abandoned it five minutes later because quote, "That shit was so five minutes ago." He knows the scene. And they know him. Incidentally, he also scored top points for creating the longest, most useless name for any Des Moines band, We Are The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse And One Of Us Is Named Death.
He currently owns two vehicles, a 1988 BMW 528e, tentatively known as Fey Killer, and a 2006 Honda Metropolitan, known as Blue Steel of Youknowitssweet. He has crashed his beloved Ducati, known to all as "The One The Brings All The Boys To The Yard."
Thai Luong has slept with everyone. Yes, even that freshman who says that she's 18. Thai Luong believes that everyone deserves a chance in his pants. Even you. Yes, you.
Thai works at A Dong. It is a Vietnamese restaurant. Make fun of the name and he'll kill you. With his good looks.
He DOES NOT deal drugs. Stop calling him.
*These points are hotly contested considering he is always late. The judges ruled in his favor because he always shows up, but his detractors say that he should be disqualified due to chronic lateness. With taking names, sometimes he forgets. But he always gets the digits, and all the judges agree that that's what matters.
Also, no one has ever contested his ranking in the Kicking Ass department. He ALWAYS kicks ass, awesomely and consistently.
by Alexander Ramsus December 24, 2008
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by KyLe March 24, 2005
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Past tense: went longo
Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.
Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.
Past tense: went longo
Etymology: Eastern Pennsylvania, 2004. Believed to have derived from the famous New Jersey bitch.
Can be used in any way appropriate to the situation.
Verb: I tried to log onto the computer, but it promptly crashed and now it is going longo on me.
Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.
Noun: My new boss is one hell of a Longo.
by Baxter Grimes September 14, 2004
Get the going longo mug.Most famous for playing the roles of "Gabrielle Solis" on the hit TV series Desperate Housewives.......and she first hit it big when playing the role of "Isabella Brana Williams" on the number one rated soap opera in the US The Young and the Restless from the years 2001-2003
She was married to General Hospital star Tyler Christopher....
She is also known as..
Eva Longoria Christopher
She was married to General Hospital star Tyler Christopher....
She is also known as..
Eva Longoria Christopher
by Stanton St. Stafford March 26, 2005
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