Lumpy

Being clumsy.
Object that has been bumped many times or having chunks.
Funny word.

A moose called Lumpy has it as his name.

by PouandFriendsandFamilyPAFAF June 18, 2023

Lumpy

Using the bathroom; a poo, or pile of poo

I’ve got to clean a Lumpy off me yard
Just need to take a Lumpy and i’ll be right out
Look out, you almost stepped in that Lumpy

by Slang4all June 5, 2025

Lumpy

Lumpy is a Geordie term to mean something is nice.

"you have a lumpy arse" he said "thankyou, you have a lumpy face!"

by kakascraner420 July 22, 2025

lumpy gravy

n. cellulite. moslty cellulite on thighs.

you: Did you see that girl walk by in those shorts? Damn, that was some ass.

me: Her ass looked good but she was showing too much lumpy gravy.

by deluna June 30, 2006

lumpy space princess

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

by One of Egoraptors Chins February 8, 2015

Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.

Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.

by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012

lumpy stain

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

by charliethomas May 17, 2015