The epitome of a heterosexual white male. Is sexual demon and can wank 12 times a day and still work hard after.
by Jack Ryan Howard September 1, 2020
Get the Luke Poddington mug.HES SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I SWEAR his presence fr makes me smile sm i wish i could b there w him all the time cus pls i just wanna b w him although i dont act like it much he make me insanely happy and everytime i talk to him i get so happy bc he’s just so wow yk? he’s so funny genuinely so hAilOurs pls i miss him whenever i’m not talking to him. he honestly deserves the entire universe even w pluto n shit he’s so amazing n cute n nice n just so perfect none of u have any idea he’s the only person i’ll ever see myself with n i hope i never lose him he’s one of the most adorable ppl i’ve ever met n jsjfk he’s perfect n he’s SO ATTRACTIVE I KID U NOT LIKE WHO LET HIM B THAT BEAUTIFUL pls i’m in pain neeway he makes me feel wanted n yes if i could give him everyting i would i love him a lot n i hope one day he’s the happiest man on earth. if we ever broke up i feel like i’d find my way back to him he’s honestly addicting i can’t get enough of him i jate that he thinks he isn’t all thwt bc he is he’s worth so much and means so much to me i adore him i’m so obsessed w him everything he does and says i love i wish he knew how much i adored him i wish he’d believe that he’s the only one i think about before i sleep i wish he’d realize how in love i am with him he’s an amazing person and the way he makes me feel is just wow i’ve never felt so strongly for a person before i’ve never tried so jard for a person before he’s honestly the best nobody could ever compare n HES SO SEGGC N SWAG
by glizzyet December 20, 2020
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A young man mostly tormented by his over sized forehead who experiences a painful case of le símp.
If you come across this young man please be aware he may be walking obscurely because of his recent penetration from the behind.
If you come across this young man please be aware he may be walking obscurely because of his recent penetration from the behind.
“Hey there isn’t that Luke Pitchen who is always simping”
“Yeah mate I heard he took it up the arse for her”
“Yeah mate I heard he took it up the arse for her”
by icantbelieveyouvedonethis.... February 17, 2021
Get the Luke Pitchen mug.When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!
by Crusader001 June 17, 2009
Get the The John Luke Picard mug.A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.
by frank pubes December 31, 2004
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Get the luke peabody mug.A blonde hair, green/brown eyed white supremacist who definitely attends prep school, gets more bitches than a pornstar and plays lacrosse with Cody Brody and Tuck. He's an alright student who is athletic but he still manages to get more bitches YOU. Even though there is a strong chance he may be gay he proceeds to destroy pussy. This kid loves SoundCloud rappers like Lil Skies and secretly loves gay butt stuff with his lax bros. Hands down one of the most popular kids in the school.
by J0hnny S1ns69 March 8, 2019
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