Laanish

a pain in the butt, or an extremely social person who is trying to be cool.

example 1__

Man that guy is so laanish he is pissing me off.

example 2__

Wow wonder that guy is so laanish, he is trying to be cool

by plz.alt.f4 October 4, 2005

Lanis

Lanis is a another word for a dick or a left handed persons dick

“ She touched my Lanis” said yannis

by Lanis lanis August 4, 2019

Assult Leanis

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.

General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.

by Get away dad! February 28, 2019

lanis

lady penis

That girl has a big lanis

by qwertyuiopfunkymonkey September 5, 2011

lanisa

Beautiful girl inside and out, boy-crazy, weird (In a good way!) and funny.

Miranda: How can she like so many guys at once
Nora: She's a Lanisa.
Miranda: Makes sense

by tobylover14 September 29, 2011

Lunism

An extremely weird religion that seems to revolve around Friday 13th

Person 1: happy Friday 13th!!

Person 2: whut

Person 1: I'm a Lunist, baby!!

Person 2: whut

Person 1: gawd, get with the times, Lunism is the new religion of this day and age!!

by Annonymous is Taken D= March 7, 2009

Lanise

A dirty ass black ass broke bitch who looks like she got hit by a semi truck and who has a brother with a big ass nose

Lanise smells like dog shit

by Bruh.its.jayyyy March 16, 2020