Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn works!

by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013

Lorenz

Lorenz is the coolest guy you can ever meet. He’s hella chill, motivated, intelligent, funny, awkward, and likes memes. This dude loves kicking ass in mortal kombat and loves food. You can catch him on the west side smoking the devils lettuce, getting booty, and eating a burger all at the same time. Essentially, He’s better than you

Yo Lorenz, where’s my $5 you owe me?

by Trufflebuttergutter June 25, 2018

lourence

He may not be perfect but he is cool, funny, loving, caring and a forgiving person. his a good and kind hearted person but when you fight him he’ll just forget that you are even friends or family.

Lourence is eating a peach.

by Timotheè jacobs August 17, 2021

johnny Lawrence

Daddy

*you look up daddy in a dictionary* and a picture of Johnny Lawrence from the Netflix series cobra Kai comes up

by Skeleton_fag January 23, 2021

lowres mk

The LowRes MK, formerly known as the LowResPic ? group, Is a Facebook group which mainly consists of Neco-Arc, Touhou Fumós (Particularly Cirno, an ice faerie from the Touhou Project), and others.

It is widely known for pioneering the notorious Super Idol meme on Facebook thus making it the most dominant meme content of the group until its temporal dissolution around mid 2021.

Sawk: "Dude, did LowRes MK got zucced again?"

Sug: "Nah, they are still around. It was just disabled but i guess it also counts."

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Deez: "G, you've been sharing posts from lowres mk lately, what's the matter with them?"

Gal: "No idea, just loved to do so, also because they're amusing."

by steb_Fish December 2, 2021

Lorenz

A word that means a multiple of things.
Lorenz as an Adjective - To describe something that is perfect, beautiful, handsome, attractive, exquisite, emaculate, lovely, charming, delightful, appealing, engaging
ravishing, gorgeous, heavenly, stunning.

Lorenz as a verb - When you are doing something that is graceful, helpful, amazing, surprising, electrifying, incredible, phenomenal, extraordinary, magnificent, wonderful, marvellous, spectacular, remarkable, phenomenal, prodigious, miraculous, breathtaking, dazzling, stunning, astounding, astonishing, awe-inspiring

Lorenz in other languages
Chinese Anglisaxan - Lörenz
Sinhalese - Gemba
Mexican - Lorenzo
Arabic - Mohammed

Lorenz could also be referring to the famous Lorenz Jimenez. (Follow @lorenzjimenezfanpage on instagram now for more information!)

"Lorenz" can be used almost anywhere in a sentence at any time or space

"There goes Lorenz stealing my girl again!"

"Don't you Lorenz hate it when Lorenz your making Lorenz toast and your dick gets Lorenz stuck in a blender!"

"Look at Beyoncé she's look Lorenz today😍"

"Wow how Lorenz of Lorenz to save that Lorenz man today!"

by lebronthemon2k15 June 6, 2015

Loren

Loren is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She is beautiful, both inside and out, and would do any thing in the world for you at the drop of a pin. She fancies the idea she is unintelligent, even when people tell her better. And she is better. She is smart, perhaps not in the way people suppose, but she is smart. Also, she can be somewhat insecure at times. Just let her know you're there for her though...

And she'll be there for you.

Loren is awesome!

by Lin Beifong October 28, 2012