dutch longboat

Variation of the dutch rudder, in which 3 or more people link arms while each man in the group holds on to his own penis. Everyone in the chain then moves their arms up and down, causing each man's hand to stroke his penis under other people's control.

"Hey, how was the orgy last night?"
"Kinda slow at first, but then someone suggested we start a dutch longboat, and that got everyone loosened up."

by peasman July 4, 2010

longboarding

finally feeling free. go longboarding when you want to forget the world for awhile.

I could not wait to get home from work and go longboarding.

by smokeyp55 August 21, 2011

Longboarding

Similar to skateboarding but the board is longer and there are different types. Some people just like to cruise around while others prefer downhilling, longboard dance, and freestyle.

I like longboarding better than skateboarding because I like the flow of the dance steps.

by Little Italian August 14, 2018

Longobardo

to have sexual relations with one of your cousins

Anthony longobardoed hannah over the weekend

by sixty niner November 4, 2010

kite landboard

Kitesurfing on land using a mountain board.

"How'd you sprain your ankle"
"I hurt it while kite landboarding, jumped 15 feet in the air and came down pretty hard."

by kchinook January 15, 2009

Longboarding

The fastest expanding form of skateboarding. Contrary to popular belief, the sport is greatly expansive beyond bros in board shorts (sadly, these are the most vocal assholes who own longboards, but are not necessarily longboarders). Disciplines include downhilling (trying to go as fast as possible, serious practitioners will wear leathers and full face helmets), freeriding (essentially doing slides and tricks combined with anything downhill, mostly done for fun), and freestyle (emulating shortboard tricks on larger decks). As the downhill riding community is starting to go mainstream, a proper comparison to regular short boards would be that of downhill/freestyle mtb to bmx; while both may have the same forms and ideas supporting them, their applications are greatly different and require skills respective to each, and thusly the similarities in said forms are not necessarily applicable to the ways they are used. Basically, regarding all the hate those who enjoy riding street/ park on a shortboard: don't worry about how other people are having fun and just enjoy what you do (I will say, if you wear flip flops while "skating" or ride a pintail cruiser, please; just stop).

Longboarder: Today I had a great longboarding sesh: started off railing a toeside corner going 40, then got my freeride deck out and got a 30ft standie, and finished off the day cruising around learning some big spins and old school kickflips for poops and giggles.

Skater: You do any park or street shit?

Longboarder: No, taking a longboard into a skatepark is ridiculous and annoying, though I sometimes ride bowls with my shortboard.

by RumpusCat April 25, 2012

longboarder

Person who normally rides a longboard skateboard rather than a more traditional short skateboard. While most (not all) skateboarders tend to have a tendency to attempt to be cool by rebelling against society by listening to music with no flow to it and by hating everyone around them; Longboarders are generally more chilled out; Opting for more peaceful genres of music like Ska and also just skate to enjoy the ride, not to act like cocky jerks to everybody.

Skater - Man... People all suck. I hate my parents who pretty much payed for this board.

Longboarder - That's too bad bra. I'm just trying to enjoy life as it comes dude

Skater - Well you're a pussy too!

Longboarder - Damn...

*Karma.. Skateboarder crashes in freak accident after failing a trick and ends up on Scarred. There's his 15 minutes of fame*

by Masa Thor July 7, 2008