Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

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long distance whore

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.

-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)

by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023

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Long Distance Chug

Pouring a beer off of an apartment balcony or any elevated surface into the mouth of a passerby below while yelling "long distance chug!"

Yo, look out below! Long distance chug!!

by psuchamp April 17, 2011

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Long-distance sleepover

When, during a video call on a program such as Skype, both parties fall asleep while not exiting the call.

Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend from out of town spent the night!
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.

by whenaroseisdenial August 31, 2013

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Long distance friendship

A long distance friendship is where you have to trust and rely on your friend. You may not be with them all the time or see them 24/7 but you will always love and look out for them no matter what you go through. You may have ups and downs but this person will always accept you for being you.

Kylie and Jess had a long distance friendship as Kylie lives in the USA and Jess lives in the Uk.

by I.Dont.Know.Im.An.Unknown.User August 19, 2019

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