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Log Cabin Republican

A gay person who supports a political party that despises his very existence and wants him dead because of his sexual orientation. The modern equivalent of "Jews for Hitler".
After voting for Romney, the Log Cabin Republican one day found himself wondering where he was and why he was being marched into a shower room.
by rtv0587 June 23, 2012
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To Build a Log Cabin

To go take a shit. This term is used because it sounds cleaner and more user friendly than the term "poop".
"Be right back I'm 'bout to build a log cabin real quick"
"Aight bro"
by Randall Evanston October 10, 2015
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log cabin republican

Gay republican, doesn't make much sense.
Queeny Fag 1: omg I heard that Adam is a Republican!?

Queeny Fag 2: yep, he's a log cabin republican now.
by rzs April 27, 2006
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Log Cabin Lesbian

Typically resides in rural areas. Likes to lay claim to being the only gay woman in town. Usually dates women who already have a boyfriend. Preferred mode of dress is flannel and steel toed boots. Knows her way around power tools. Can usually be found drinking and brawling at the local bar. Would never be confused with a Lipstick Lesbian.
by Empress Jade July 30, 2010
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log cabin republican

A gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin. Hence, Log Cabin Republican.
Person One: Rzs must be a queeny fag.
Person Two: Really? Isn't he a republican?
Person One: Yea, a log cabin republican. Just like Larry Craig.
Person Two: So, is he also a self-hating bigot?
Person One: Honey, all log cabin republicans are.
by Splurge24 October 13, 2008
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It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes
by Ace8904 February 4, 2008
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