locklear

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)

Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

lockey

Not a very nice guy.

That guy is kinda a Lockey, I guess.

by JimmyJamz37 December 26, 2015

cocky lockey

cocky man with a small penis that likes to give it up the ass, lover of sheep

cocky lockey is a loser with a small penis

by sweet jebbis January 4, 2012

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Lockleg

The act of getting so wired on cocaine that your legs start to fail. All feeling is lost to both legs and you must be either carried around or dragged around. High amounts of cocaine must be consumed to reach this state.

Last night, Rubyred was hitting the tache and pase and he got lockleg so we carried hom.

by LeoBeo December 10, 2009

locklend

a person thats good at game plays bo3

hey its that locklend gamer dude

by tinyzik000 November 30, 2016

Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.

Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!

by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021